Sex seances

Here's the thing. People have sex. Movies have sex scenes. Wouldn't it be intriguing if a movie featured two actors having actual, consensual sex, instead of just mimicking sex in a way that looks great onscreen but is almost certainly very, very awkward in real life? Yes, obviously, we're aware that porn exists, but we are not talking about porn here. No, we're talking about actual, mainstream or, at very least, as the level of "mainstream" achieved by arthouse foreign films and indies movies with actual plots that also happen to feature actual humans engaging in actual sex acts.

Sex scenes are nearly as old as movies themselves. In fact, one of the first films to be screened for the public debuted in and was called The Kiss. It was quite steamy for its time, featuring a full-on brushing of the lips, which, let us tell you, really riled up the modest-minded folks of the late 19th century. These days, a sex scene has to shock for us to consider it among the greatest sex scenes of all time.

Sorry for the visual, but I said what I said. Netflix's newest erotic film DNI quickly climbed the horny ranks when its shower sex scenes started circulating all over TikTok. Dubbed as a sexy crossover between Fifty Shades of Grey and also Beauty and the Beast , this nearly-two-hour movie has its fair share of sex appeal I mean, just check out the lead character. That said, this movie romanticizes an extremely toxic relationship , so only watch it for the sex scenes, mmk? Skip to for a boat sex scene that lasts, no joke, maybe four or five minutes.

Netflix knew we were struggling, and so they said, "You know what, we'll give you Dni Days! The film, which is about a Polish girl named Laura Anna Maria Sieklucka who gets kidnapped by a Sicilian mobster named Massimo Michele Morrone and has a year to fall in love with him, is deeply problematic, yes, but also hella sexy. It's probably why you're here, because you've heard of—drum roll please—the famous boat scene. If you've seen the film, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, let me warn you that it makes anything that went down in 50 Shades of Grey seem PG at best, which is why it's getting all the hype.